do cats go to heaven? (old one, but still kinda funny)?

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Question by catz: do cats go to heaven? (old one, but still kinda funny)?
One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets the Lord Himself.
The Lord says to the cat, “You lived a good life, and if there is any way I can make your stay in heaven more comfortable, please let me know.”
The cat thinks for a moment and says, “Lord, all my life I have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor.”
The Lord stops the cat and says, “Say no more,” and a wonderful, fluffy pillow appears.
A few days later, six mice are killed in a tragic farming accident, and all of them go to heaven.
Again, the Lord is there to greet them with the same offer.
The mice answer, “All our lives we have been chased.
We have had to run from cats, dogs, and even women with brooms.
Running, running, running; we’re tired of running.
Do you think we could have roller skates so that we don’t have to run anymore?”
The Lord says, “Say no more” and fits each mouse with beautiful new roller skates.
Week later, the Lord stops by to see the cat and finds him snoozing on the pillow.
The Lord gently wakes the cat and asks him, “How are things since you got here?”
The cat stretches and yawns, then replies, “It is wonderful here.
Better than I could have ever expected. And those ‘Meals On Wheels’ you’ve been sending by are the best!”

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Answer by til tonite do us part…
giggle giggle
i like it.
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What is in newcastle upon tyne?

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Question by hailie: What is in newcastle upon tyne?
what is in newcastle ??

places to visit such as theaters, museums, zoos.
places to eat/drink at – resturants,pubs.
sports to do such as dance schools, ice skating for kids.
best schools – primary,secondary and universities.

and any other places you can think of, Thanks x

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Answer by blahdeblah
http://www.newcastlegateshead.com/cityguideIndex.php

http://wikitravel.org/en/Newcastle_upon_Tyne

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newcastle_upon_Tyne#Education

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London Ice Skating Venues

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Article by Kara Pols

London Ice Skating Venues – Travel – Hotels and Lodging

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This Christmas London has a host of ice skating venues to look forward to.

London is a beautiful historic capital of England replete with modern fun activities. Around the year a number of traditional festivals are celebrated across the city with a lot of enthusiasm. Festivities take place in both traditional and modern style and attract thousands of people from all over the world.

Christmas is the biggest festival celebrated in London with a wide range of festivities to take pleasure in. Traditional carol singing, readings, chorals and religious processions take place at many places in the city including Westminster Abbey, St Paul’s Cathedral, Trafalgar Square and St Martin in the fields. In addition to that traditional Christmas pantomimes will be presented at some of the best theatres in the English capital including The Beck Theatre, and The Hackney Empire. Children can meet the man in red himself at the various grottos hosted at places, such as Harrods, the Selfridges and Hyde Park Winter Wonderland. Visitors who take pleasure in adventurous winter sports can indulge in ice skating at a number of popular venues across London.

One of the London’s most popular ice rinks is hosted in the gardens of the Natural History Museum. The 1,000 square metre ice rinks are bound to attract both domestic and international visitors looking forward to have some real fun in the English capital. The spectacular setting of the rink makes it a very stunning skating spot. Even watching others skate while enjoying a drink and festive foods at the caf? overlooking the rink is great fun. Separate ice rink for juniors is also available here. The ticket to ice rink comes with a visit to the museum making it a full day out for the whole family.

Among the best open air ice rinks in London is the one at Hyde Park Winter Wonderland. Skating takes place in three sessions i.e. morning, afternoon and evening. So, those who wish to rip apart the cool wintry air of a London night must join an evening ice skating session at Winter Wonderland and enjoy skating your heart out till late night. Besides skating, revelers can also enjoy a ride at a large observation wheel, shop for festive and handcrafted goodies at the German Christmas market, take kids to Santa’s grotto and enjoy a live performance while relishing festive foods at a makeshift themed caf? in the park.

Somerset House London is back with its open-air ice skating rink again. The rink is host in the Somerset House courtyard and is one of the most beautiful and spectacular ice rinks in Britain. Skating sessions take place both in the day and in the evening in stunning decorations surrounding the rink.

Skating in a beautiful backdrop is a truly unique and memorable experience. Get to the Tower of London’s North Wall and you can enjoy skating in the tower’s moat beneath this wall. The ice rink caters to skaters of all ages.

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So, what are you waiting for? Book tickets for your favorite ice rinks now. As far as accommodation is concerned, Park Grand London hotel located in the heart of the city makes a great choice. Visit http://www.parkgrandlondon.co.uk/ now to make a booking.

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